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Post by Sniffles on Jul 19, 2014 23:27:47 GMT
Vilja, please wear armor. Please! PLEASE! DAGNABBIT! I finally had to take away her green dress to get her to don armor. I gave her a choice of heavy and light.
Vilja, you are competent enough to make cure disease potions then dumb enough to munch poisonous ingredients? Please don't make me any more potions.
How can you talk under water, dear?
No, that armor doesn't make you look fat but it appears you are wearing a bucket on your head. Please remove the Saviors Helmet.
Yes, I would very much like you to change your hair style from the 'off road high traction tire' look. Alternatively, go ahead and wear that bucket.
No, please don't pick up any objects. All the shop keepers think they are stolen. And on that note, quit bitching about carrying so much junk. That's all the stuff I can't sell because of you.
No dear, you don't have to electrocute smoldering corpses 5 seconds after the fact. Keep it up and you will be whacking things with an uncharged goblin head staff since we have no soul gems.
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