Post by Sniffles on Jun 29, 2015 5:45:00 GMT
I'm sure this only happens to me and only when my other has been casting wicked hexes.
To explain. My other and I chose to reload a very early game of hers. Now it must be kept in mind when she plays she uses her hands, feet, elbow nose and forehead on the keyboard and mouse. See some of the top flight speed runs on Youtube for an idea of her playing ability.
Conversely, I meander. It's all about aesthetics, scenery, dialogues, attractive attire and so on. When the doo doo shows on the horizon I slam the escape, tab or ~ key and toss her the keyboard and mouse then sit back and watch the slaughter. I enjoy watching expertise as much as I do playing.
So this early game we load is nearly all one of hers. That is, somewhere near buck naked on the armor scale and armed with what ever weapon she happens to like at the moment. It's all about combatte skille.
So we got this game from 2 years ago going. We were experimenting and 'keeping house'. Clean up the mess. Avoid huge piles of junk. We finished the Donkey Tail quest then did a super quick Vilja romance. Had all the goodies before hand, stayed in the right areas at the right times and so on. After a few false starts it was wonderful how smoothly everything went. Playing wise we were very into trading off who was doing what. Combat--->her, romance and candlelight-->me.
I'll give spoilers now.
To explain. My other and I chose to reload a very early game of hers. Now it must be kept in mind when she plays she uses her hands, feet, elbow nose and forehead on the keyboard and mouse. See some of the top flight speed runs on Youtube for an idea of her playing ability.
Conversely, I meander. It's all about aesthetics, scenery, dialogues, attractive attire and so on. When the doo doo shows on the horizon I slam the escape, tab or ~ key and toss her the keyboard and mouse then sit back and watch the slaughter. I enjoy watching expertise as much as I do playing.
So this early game we load is nearly all one of hers. That is, somewhere near buck naked on the armor scale and armed with what ever weapon she happens to like at the moment. It's all about combatte skille.
So we got this game from 2 years ago going. We were experimenting and 'keeping house'. Clean up the mess. Avoid huge piles of junk. We finished the Donkey Tail quest then did a super quick Vilja romance. Had all the goodies before hand, stayed in the right areas at the right times and so on. After a few false starts it was wonderful how smoothly everything went. Playing wise we were very into trading off who was doing what. Combat--->her, romance and candlelight-->me.
I'll give spoilers now.
So we meet Vilja's family. My other takes the controls and does Hobs Fall Cave with daddy. Stroll in the park aced A+. All enemies one shot arrow to the head. She's having so much fun I leave her to it walking daddy to Riften. A dragon says hello near Steamcrag. She recovers 14 arrows from it's corpse thanks to the mod Valuable Arrows after a few moments. Then uneventful to Riften. Less than 10 wolves, bandits and bears dead.
In the Bee and Barb I take over, do the dialogues and happy stuff and the wait. The day dawns and the hour is upon us. I go outside, make and extra save to not trust the autosave and stroll over to... Halvdan.
Someone is snickering next to me as I reload the game. I tell her to take over. She refuses. Well, stroll in the park for her maybe. I check the PCs gear. Forke. Saviors Hide, epic. Glass boots. Bracers of wuss. Attractive arm bands, tiara... Armor rating 79!! This is a 43rd level character! The only weapon, Zephyr, Epic. The PC is basically still equipped with the best of the best most improved gear a 10th to 15th level character could come up with.
I face off Halvdan again. Splat. Reload. More snickering. ... Try number 12. Ultra spiffy potion of archery, bow at ready, hit them with unrelenting force, back up wildly in a panic, chugging potions of ultimate healing (6) as I go and I won!. She's giggling now. She grabs the keyboard and mouse, distributes all of Halv and Co gear over the market place and drops the two corpses into the canal in a few seconds. Then hands the keyboard back. Musn't be messy for the newlyweds.
Enter the chapel. Get guided to the altar. Wedding gets done. PC can't move. Everyone leaves. Game crash. Reload. Sindra drives the PC into a wall. Takes forever to get to the altar. The guy never starts speaking. More giggling from beside me. Face palm. Reload. Enter the chapel stop and reload. CRAP!!! Lots of giggling now.
Redo the Halvdan battle. I'm getting better. Only 5 potions of ultimate healing. BEFORE entering the chapel I remember to remove the fighting equipment, change clothes then enter. Giggling suggests I go to flying camera mode and take screenshots. Gets screen shots. Game locks up. Can't get out of flying camera mode.
7 healing potions for Halvdan this time. Get to chapel. Unequip. Change clothes and about to enter when giggles grabs the keyboard, does a few lightning fast key strokes then hands it back with the GAME SAVING! Thank you, darling.
Get moved toward altar and discover she took all the clothes off. She's laughing now. I point out she forgot the arm bands Heck with it. Finish the wedding!
Leave the chapel. Nearing the market two of the locals are in a fight. I try to think of how to stop it. I give them the lowest Unrelenting force shout. All hell cuts loose. A guard easily dispatches the new bride wearing only arm bands, armor rating 4. AND GIGGLES HAD TURNED OFF THE GD AUTOSAVE!!!
At the chapel door, rattled and frazzled. Get dressed. Enter, do wedding, and done. Vilja asks if we should just be alone together. YES!! BEFORE I HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!
We leave the chapel and I instantly go to the map and fast travel to our house. Take 3 steps and game crash. Autosave was on for that. And yup. It's corrupt. Enter the chapel. SHIT! Forgot to dress. Giggles is sliding out of her chair and goes ROTFL.
Quit game. Type this.
In the Bee and Barb I take over, do the dialogues and happy stuff and the wait. The day dawns and the hour is upon us. I go outside, make and extra save to not trust the autosave and stroll over to... Halvdan.
Someone is snickering next to me as I reload the game. I tell her to take over. She refuses. Well, stroll in the park for her maybe. I check the PCs gear. Forke. Saviors Hide, epic. Glass boots. Bracers of wuss. Attractive arm bands, tiara... Armor rating 79!! This is a 43rd level character! The only weapon, Zephyr, Epic. The PC is basically still equipped with the best of the best most improved gear a 10th to 15th level character could come up with.
I face off Halvdan again. Splat. Reload. More snickering. ... Try number 12. Ultra spiffy potion of archery, bow at ready, hit them with unrelenting force, back up wildly in a panic, chugging potions of ultimate healing (6) as I go and I won!. She's giggling now. She grabs the keyboard and mouse, distributes all of Halv and Co gear over the market place and drops the two corpses into the canal in a few seconds. Then hands the keyboard back. Musn't be messy for the newlyweds.
Enter the chapel. Get guided to the altar. Wedding gets done. PC can't move. Everyone leaves. Game crash. Reload. Sindra drives the PC into a wall. Takes forever to get to the altar. The guy never starts speaking. More giggling from beside me. Face palm. Reload. Enter the chapel stop and reload. CRAP!!! Lots of giggling now.
Redo the Halvdan battle. I'm getting better. Only 5 potions of ultimate healing. BEFORE entering the chapel I remember to remove the fighting equipment, change clothes then enter. Giggling suggests I go to flying camera mode and take screenshots. Gets screen shots. Game locks up. Can't get out of flying camera mode.
7 healing potions for Halvdan this time. Get to chapel. Unequip. Change clothes and about to enter when giggles grabs the keyboard, does a few lightning fast key strokes then hands it back with the GAME SAVING! Thank you, darling.
Get moved toward altar and discover she took all the clothes off. She's laughing now. I point out she forgot the arm bands Heck with it. Finish the wedding!
Leave the chapel. Nearing the market two of the locals are in a fight. I try to think of how to stop it. I give them the lowest Unrelenting force shout. All hell cuts loose. A guard easily dispatches the new bride wearing only arm bands, armor rating 4. AND GIGGLES HAD TURNED OFF THE GD AUTOSAVE!!!
At the chapel door, rattled and frazzled. Get dressed. Enter, do wedding, and done. Vilja asks if we should just be alone together. YES!! BEFORE I HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!
We leave the chapel and I instantly go to the map and fast travel to our house. Take 3 steps and game crash. Autosave was on for that. And yup. It's corrupt. Enter the chapel. SHIT! Forgot to dress. Giggles is sliding out of her chair and goes ROTFL.
Quit game. Type this.