Some people should never be allowed to use the CK

[Sniffles]

YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS! she tells me.

Past the dragons in the forgotten vale. I'm looking at a Frost Giant across the river. "Go raid his chest!" I'm told.

I ready my trusty bow. A falmer bow? And foresworn arrows? "Don't shoot him. Well, go ahead."

WTF?


I head up to Falmer-ville at her insistence. One charges at me. She's all snerks, snorks and chortles as my indecent PC, boots, stockings and bracers fills the furious little monster with arrows without any apparent effect. About as much effect as it is having on me. Another joins it, and a third. The only danger I seem to be in is getting pushed backwards off a cliff.

I give her a sour look. Okay, what did you do?


Well, you take ....................

Forks are now equip-able weapons in our game, worth 10,000 gold each.

On the bright side, this makes leveling up unnecessary now. Except skeevers, wolves, bears, lions and dragons don't wield forks.

[thenryb]

Somehow, I knew from the title, who you think should not be allowed to use the CK:)

[Sniffles]

She's now thinking about a mod that changes most weapons in the game to mundane items that become equip-able. Spoon wielding giants? She's already working on changing bear roars into robust fart sounds. And wolf howls into sneezes.

[Sniffles]

I've just been told I got it wrong. She gave their weapons the value of forks? Heck, I'm royally confused now.