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Post by Sniffles on Jul 28, 2015 5:49:14 GMT
This thread is dedicated to those moments when Vilja says the perfect or perfectly wrong thing at the perfect moment.
Having brought Aela into the fold, a follower, Vilja walked up to her. Staring her in the face she exclaimed, "Smells like garlic."
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Post by El Marinero on Jul 28, 2015 13:06:07 GMT
Pretty good idea, Sniffles.  Vilja ask you questions, on which you should never give an answer.  Like this one. I'll never say again: "Take the lead and surprise me."  Shortly after that, we where in the middle of nowhere - Vilja " Before you ask me: No, we are not lost. I know exactly where we are going." And after a while: " It's possible that this isn't the shortest path to the place I'm going to show you, but I promise you, it's the best way to get there." The whole action gave me a dejavu, I'm married for 26 years, and this has often happens to me in RL.  Vilja walks in front of me: " Hey! I know exactly what you are looking at right now ... and it's not the lovely nature ."  or a little bit later: " You know, this isn't exactly what I mean when I told you to watch my back." ElM |
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Post by Johnstar on Jul 30, 2015 17:52:53 GMT
I have been with Vilja just over a month and our romance is running smooth. But every once in while she tells me and Leifur the dog that we both stink and need to take a bath. We both went out to the Whiterun canal and jumped in. That didn't seem to work. Any suggestions? l'm wondering if it's because I'm a Werewolf? She is wonderful companion and fun to be with and I don't want to offend her with my BO.
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Post by wotan on Jul 30, 2015 19:44:51 GMT
Hmmm, how did that comment go I heard her say to my character when he turned into a werewolf...
"I like to have a pet, but this is ridiculous," or something.
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Post by Sniffles on Jul 30, 2015 23:31:06 GMT
Vilja could have a wonderful time with that! When the PC is werewolf infected: "You smell like a... wet dog."  I've had Vilja tell the PC she needs to take a bath while the PC was standing up to her neck in a lake. |
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Post by CollinMacleod on Jul 31, 2015 7:00:50 GMT
Well there is this line....
"Sometimes, Leifur reminds me of you... Hmm... don't you think he ought to have a bath. He's so dirty and so smelly. Maybe you'd like to bath, too?"
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Post by Johnstar on Jul 31, 2015 16:48:13 GMT
I just un werewolfed myself, I will see if that works. Another thing don't give her too many Sweet rolls, she will tell you that if she eats too many she won't be able to fit in her dresses. Especially now that we started the romance quest with our night out on the town at the Winking Skeever, we danced all night and she got pretty wasted. We don't need her putting on any weight before we tie the knot. |
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Post by El Marinero on Aug 5, 2015 14:02:12 GMT
Hi, here are two Sceens titles Vilja Dragonborn She can kill a dragon easily.  Tja, some Dragons are not so intelligent hasta luego ElM |
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Post by Seyheb on Aug 6, 2015 9:38:08 GMT
Hi, here are two Sceens titles Vilja DragonbornShe can kill a dragon easily. Tja, some Dragons are not so intelligent hasta luego ElM I've never heard that first line. I hear the second line a lot! |
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Post by Cybersquirt on Aug 6, 2015 10:56:12 GMT
Everyone is talking, but no one really has anything to say.  I know this is supposed to be an I Love Vilja thread, but when she says this, for all the talking she does, my brain does a somersault. On the other hand, she told me "That toe really stinks! Can we get rid of it?" in ref to the Giant's Toe I had in my inv.  |
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Post by El Marinero on Aug 6, 2015 13:01:43 GMT
About Giants Vilja said:" I saw once a giant without his loincloth. That was scary."
Hasta manana ElMarinero
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Post by Sniffles on Aug 11, 2015 4:17:00 GMT
Aela: "A guard complimented my armor the other day. Of course he wasn't looking at my armor when he said it."
Vilja: "Shoot him! I'll smash his head!"
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Post by Sniffles on Aug 17, 2015 1:52:55 GMT
PERFECT!
Aela: There's a corruption here...
Vilja: Was that you? What did you eat?
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Post by CollinMacleod on Aug 19, 2015 17:45:09 GMT
Everyone is talking, but no one really has anything to say. I know this is supposed to be an I Love Vilja thread, but when she says this, for all the talking she does, my brain does a somersault. That's actually a Morrowind quote I believe, also goes along with " Dirt, dirt, dirt, everywhere dirt " Which the Snotty Breton girls will sometimes say at random. |
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Post by Cybersquirt on Aug 20, 2015 4:34:27 GMT
Heh, so it's an oldie but a goodie.
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or a little bit later:
