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Post by eldrian on May 13, 2016 13:03:55 GMT
I want to revive this thread . Apologies, but this just happened. I had to share it somewhere. So, after a night of me (Nord) and Vilja doing what Nords with money do best, getting wasted and partying at the Dead Man's Drink, get a room, wake up at 12. World's still spinning around like a dwemer machine so it's off to some shorforsaken bandit camp to clear our heads. Cool Skyrim air should do wonders but Vilja's taking it hard, stops on the road to down a pint of ale, tells me i'm her best friend and that i should smile more often <strike>but romance dialogue options not there yet so i can't do anything</strike> . Finally we get there, it's not a long walk from Falkreath anyway, bandits seem to be holed up inside the ruins so in we go. As soon as the first bandit pops its ugly head Vilja puts on her armor and starts shooting arrows like nothing happened last night while I hold them back with my greatsword. Another Orc bandit rushes into the room so she switches to her sword and screaming "I'm gonna break your tusks !" jumps into the fray. After a quick battle the two bandits are dead. While I'm browsing through the stolen gear lined up on their shelves i hear the sweetest most innocent "hic" right behind me. Oh Vilja you...
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Post by Sniffles on May 13, 2016 22:22:08 GMT
"hic" She can be such a Jewel!
Pushing past Vilja I enter a room filled to the brim with unholy carnage. The floor is carpeted with dead hagravens and goblins. In the midst of that mess, Sophia is sitting on the floor looking dazed with an ice spike through her head. Off to the side Aela appears to be completely psychotic with a glazed Jack Nicholson The Shining expression. She's got two ice spikes in her. The walls are plastered with additional ice blasts gone astray. Vilja regards the PC with her bright innocent smile, her trusty daedric sword in one hand, an icy glow emanating from the other saying something to the effect of "I'm getting better at this, aren't I?" (For some reason known only to herself, Vilja seems to be up around level 150 Cuisineart, combat wise, able to dual wield and firing ice spikes faster than the PC can shoot arrows.)
Standing in a dead dragon with another dragon slowly sliding down the mountainside into a ravine a few feet off. PC puts her weapon away. Vilja sheaths her sword then poof, from full wolfcry regalia with helm she changes, wearing an electric blue bikini,. "You know what I would like? For you to give me a hug right here and now." (Bikinis have become underwear in our game.)
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Post by Johnstar on May 17, 2016 0:17:23 GMT
I had to add this because it's hard to catch a screen shot when Vilja has one of her famous quotes. We had just finished going though some dungeon and she kicked ass. We stopped for a sit on the lap when I mention she did well on the last fight.
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Post by rhyls on Jul 10, 2016 19:51:17 GMT
If someone not into Skyrim happened onto this forum and read these comments about Vilja, I think thry would assume She was a real person or we were all loonies. I've never known any AI in any game like Vilja. She is REAL at times I think I can remember in the past waking up and Vilja was in my head.
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Post by Lightning on Sept 5, 2017 2:34:43 GMT
Vilja: "How are you doing, Serana? You look so pale. I think a bit more sunshine would do you good / I really enjoy this sunshine, don't you Serana?... oh, maybe not." Serana: ... (blank stare)
LoL!!
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Post by Aatrnasyn on Sept 5, 2017 8:12:06 GMT
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