inafog
Not A Stranger Anymore
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Post by inafog on Nov 22, 2017 5:26:18 GMT
I just met Vilja and am getting to know her. So far, so good--but I was amazed to hear her say "Do I have freckles? I don't like freckles". I thought that all Swedes were like Pippi Longstocking, and loved their freckles!
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Post by dogonporch on Nov 22, 2017 14:52:23 GMT
Good ol' Pippi...politically incorrect, as she should be.
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Post by jgf on Nov 23, 2017 17:51:23 GMT
Lol, Vilja is full of non sequiturs. I laugh when she says my outfit is so attractive but it wouldn't look half as good on her ...and I'm naked.
On a tangent, who hasn't jumped out of their skin on hearing a horrid sound nearby ...followed by Vilja, "Why can't I learn to whistle?".
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Post by dogonporch on Nov 23, 2017 21:09:07 GMT
Lol, Vilja is full of non sequiturs. I laugh when she says my outfit is so attractive but it wouldn't look half as good on her ...and I'm naked. On a tangent, who hasn't jumped out of their skin on hearing a horrid sound nearby ...followed by Vilja, "Why can't I learn to whistle?". Or Vilja's loaded questions.... "Do you think I look fat in this outfit??"You can never win that one...lol.
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Post by Sniffles on Nov 24, 2017 2:50:53 GMT
Lol, Vilja is full of non sequiturs. I laugh when she says my outfit is so attractive but it wouldn't look half as good on her ...and I'm naked. On a tangent, who hasn't jumped out of their skin on hearing a horrid sound nearby ...followed by Vilja, "Why can't I learn to whistle?". Or Vilja's loaded questions.... "Do you think I look fat in this outfit??"You can never win that one...lol. Emma sadly excluded all the appropriate answers: Fat?? Is a pigs ass pork? Is a chicken's ass fowl? Do bears shit in the woods? Is the pope catholic? Of course you aren't fat. Just vertically challenged... by about fourteen feet. I know, I know. I'm sleeping in the snow again. (but it was worth it just to see her eyes blaze)
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Post by dogonporch on Nov 24, 2017 15:27:19 GMT
Or Vilja's loaded questions.... "Do you think I look fat in this outfit??"You can never win that one...lol. Emma sadly excluded all the appropriate answers: Fat?? Is a pigs ass pork? Is a chicken's ass fowl? Do bears shit in the woods? Is the pope catholic? Of course you aren't fat. Just vertically challenged... by about fourteen feet. I know, I know. I'm sleeping in the snow again. (but it was worth it just to see her eyes blaze) Well...you CAN tell Vilja she's 'fat' in Oblivion...but she'll get VERY angry with the PC. Aside, though...by her dialogue, it's pretty obvious to us (wife and I) that Vilja struggles with her weight. So we make her one of Trashdogs's BBWs scaled-up to about 1.05...suits her well. Big (clumsy) Nord girl with "stompers". Trashdog's BBW: www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/36168/?
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Post by jgf on Nov 24, 2017 18:03:47 GMT
Whoa! Get the harpoons!
May elicit one of a couple of angry/sarcastic responses, but may also make her cry (better have some strawberries handy).
You also can't win when she talks about changing her hair color/style. But this variety of responses is what makes her such a great companion.
My current character is a Khajiit ... "My mom is allergic to cats. I wonder what she'd say if i dragged you home."
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Post by dogonporch on Nov 24, 2017 19:00:21 GMT
Whoa! Get the harpoons! May elicit one of a couple of angry/sarcastic responses, but may also make her cry (better have some strawberries handy). You also can't win when she talks about changing her hair color/style. But this variety of responses is what makes her such a great companion. My current character is a Khajiit ... "My mom is allergic to cats. I wonder what she'd say if i dragged you home." My personal favorite is still giving Vilja 300 clams to go buy ingredients and she informs you happily that she bought strawberries...lots and lots of strawberries...but don't worry...I saved some for you.......and she hands you half a dozen or so. ~burp~ Typical Vilja in our Oblivion...the nice thing about this particular body model is that it uses the most advanced skeleton with lots of 'bones'. So everything jiggles naturally if you have BBB and breathing idles etc.
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